Alaska Hunting story
Posted: Tue Aug 30, 2011 5:38 pm
> > The Pope went on vacation for a few days to visit the rugged mountains of
> > Alaska.
> >
> > He was cruising along the campground in the Pope-Mobile when he heard a
> > frantic commotion just at the edge of the woods. He found a helpless
> > Democrat wearing shorts, sandals, a 'Vote for Obama' hat and a 'Save the
> > Trees' shirt.
> >
> > The man was screaming and struggling frantically, thrashing all about, and
> > trying to free himself from the grasp of a 10-foot grizzly bear.
> >
> > As the Pope watched in horror, a group of Republican loggers wearing 'Go
> > Sarah' shirts came racing up. One quickly fired a 44 magnum slug right into
> > the bear's chest. The two other men pulled the semi-conscious Democrat from
> > the bear's grasp. Then using baseball bats, the three loggers finished off
> > the bear. Two of the men dragged the dead grizzly onto the bed of their
> > pick-up truck while the other tenderly placed the injured Democrat in the
> > back seat.
> >
> > As they began to leave, the Pope summoned all of the men over to him. "I
> > give you my blessing for your brave actions!" he proudly proclaimed... "I
> > have heard there was bitter hatred between Republican loggers and Democratic
> > environmental activists but now I've seen with my own eyes that this is not
> > true."
> >
> > As the Pope drove off, one logger asked his buddies, "Who the heck was that
> > guy?"
> >
> > "Dude, that was the Pope," another replied. "He's in direct contact with
> > Heaven and has access to all wisdom."
> >
> > "Well," the logger said, "he may have access to all wisdom but he doesn't
> > know squat about bear hunting! By the way, is the bait still alive or do we
> > need to go back to Massachusetts and get another one?"
=
> > Alaska.
> >
> > He was cruising along the campground in the Pope-Mobile when he heard a
> > frantic commotion just at the edge of the woods. He found a helpless
> > Democrat wearing shorts, sandals, a 'Vote for Obama' hat and a 'Save the
> > Trees' shirt.
> >
> > The man was screaming and struggling frantically, thrashing all about, and
> > trying to free himself from the grasp of a 10-foot grizzly bear.
> >
> > As the Pope watched in horror, a group of Republican loggers wearing 'Go
> > Sarah' shirts came racing up. One quickly fired a 44 magnum slug right into
> > the bear's chest. The two other men pulled the semi-conscious Democrat from
> > the bear's grasp. Then using baseball bats, the three loggers finished off
> > the bear. Two of the men dragged the dead grizzly onto the bed of their
> > pick-up truck while the other tenderly placed the injured Democrat in the
> > back seat.
> >
> > As they began to leave, the Pope summoned all of the men over to him. "I
> > give you my blessing for your brave actions!" he proudly proclaimed... "I
> > have heard there was bitter hatred between Republican loggers and Democratic
> > environmental activists but now I've seen with my own eyes that this is not
> > true."
> >
> > As the Pope drove off, one logger asked his buddies, "Who the heck was that
> > guy?"
> >
> > "Dude, that was the Pope," another replied. "He's in direct contact with
> > Heaven and has access to all wisdom."
> >
> > "Well," the logger said, "he may have access to all wisdom but he doesn't
> > know squat about bear hunting! By the way, is the bait still alive or do we
> > need to go back to Massachusetts and get another one?"
=
